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  Record of the WT "Controling" $2.8 Billion

  by Gerard in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  jpmorgan liquid assets money market fund 2,812,686,762.

  fund

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  The could buy their own paradise Island where lambs and lions live together in peace!
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  Jehovah's Witnesses and The Worldwide Church of God

  by JWStruggle in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i recently posted an article on my blog that tapped into a comment made to me by an awake witness about the worldwide church of god.

  it discussed some questions that have been on a lot minds among the awake jws and ex-jws lately.

  questions adressed are:.

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  Changing doctrine so radically was like throwing a hand granade into the Congregation......not much left now of the "World wide" church of God.
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  City Overseers discontinued immediately 9/16/11

  by Gayle in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  letter dated 09/16/11 to all boes about city overseers being discontinued effective immediately.. this is from a very reliable jw anonymous source.. .

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  He'll have to do the "Witness" thing and become a Window cleaner."
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  Post your favorite JW Non-words here!

  by outsmartthesystem in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  the wt study was always my favorite meeting as i could sit back and soak up all the unintelligent comments made by high school dropout pioneers or home learned children.

  my favorite is when i would hear people make up their own words.

  misunderestimate.

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  SMURF

  COLLEGE!!
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  The Walrus Was Paul

  by MoneurMallard in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  many new testament biblical students today of both messianic jewish and christian backgrounds, are finding out that paul of tarsus simply doesn't fit with the remainder of new testament theology.

  there is an article i've recently read, from the judaism vs. christianity dot com website that deals explicitly with this topic.... well, now i cannot seem to access it, but here is the link:.

  http://www.judaismvschristianity.com/paulthe.htm.

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  Writting songs while of LSD is Fun!

  And "Religion is the opium of the people."
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  Right wing Christian survivalists and Witnesses have the same view about the U.N!! Why?

  by Witness 007 in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i find it wierd that right wing christian survivalists have the same ideals as our "anionted" governing body!!

  the "new world order" and the u.n turning on "god's people" in the final battle of armagedon is a doctrine found in bethel new york.......and the back waters of utah, kansas etc where these militant christians bunker down and stockpile weapons for the "great tribulation.".

  could this doctrine have been influenced by rutherford's and other members home towns?.

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  I find it wierd that Right wing Christian survivalists have the same ideals as our "anionted" governing body!! The "new World Order" and the U.N turning on "God's people" in the final battle of Armagedon is a doctrine found in Bethel New York.......and the back waters of Utah, Kansas etc where these militant Christians bunker down and stockpile weapons for the "great tribulation."

  Could this doctrine have been influenced by Rutherford's and other members home towns?
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  May 22 1969 Awake! full

  by wannabefree in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  the only bound volume missing from my kingdom hall is 1969 awake!

  (hmmmm whats up with that?)..

  is there a scan of the entire may 22 issue available?.

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  1969-2011 ha ha ha what idiots.....how many Window Cleaning brothers wish they had gone to college......"can I clean your toilet for you now Sir?"
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  Witnesses =Saying "bloody Mary" x 3 in mirror WILL cause demon attacks...mental conditioning?

  by Witness 007 in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  yes according to witnesses anything can cause demon attacks even buying old furniture, the wrong {haunted} house or article of clothing....don't forget those evvvvil smurfs!

  some witnesses share stories about how they were attacked by demons in the night.

  like my witness friend who claims his bed levitated after reading ghost stories....is this just mental conditioning or is he just nuts?.

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  Yes according to Witnesses anything can cause demon attacks even buying old furniture, the wrong {haunted} house or article of clothing....don't forget those evvvvil Smurfs! Some Witnesses share stories about how they were attacked by demons in the night. Like my Witness friend who claims his bed levitated after reading ghost stories....is this just mental conditioning or is he just nuts?
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  Which songs/Albums were considered "Demonic" in your Congregation...did you toss some?

  by Witness 007 in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  "hotel california" was considered a major demonic song.

  ac/dc stood for anti-christ devils children....{not according to the band} kiss stood for knight s in satans service {not according to the band} anyone else have to toss albums?.

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  "Hotel California" was considered a major demonic song. AC/DC stood for Anti-christ devils children....{not according to the band} KISS stood for Knight s in Satans service {not according to the band} anyone else have to toss albums?
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  Best answer to "What prevents you from getting baptized?"

  by venusinfauxfurs in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  the nosy elder at the congregation i attend until i can get out very soon (just quickly: born in, was headed towards unbaptized pub but changed my mind about that and baptism) pulled me aside and showed me the scripture about coming across the body of water and asking "what prevents me from getting baptized" and i really want a quick, preferably smart-ass reply the next time he puts me on the spot like that.. .

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  fire away!

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  Witness 007

  Jump into the Kingdom hall pond splash around and say "Yeah lets go right NOW!!!" Just like the guy in that scripture...."